alive out of habit
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so as i was going through my blog i noticed a few posts about dads
Dad jokes: Stepping it up since I was a child.
davemakesmybrokorogodirkydirky:
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD HELP
I SCREAMED
OH MY GOD
Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.
Such as making the bed:
Making toast:
Getting things off high shelves:
Making coffee:
Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:
And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:
I don’t know how I survived life without it.
screaming
i love how bilbo throws himself at kili and kili still tries to hug him
i physically cannot not reblog this.
I’ve probably posted this before but I just found it again on pinterest and I’m dying.
Tom Hiddleston’s impressions
